Douche Helmet

What is Douche Helmet?


1.

An oversized fitted baseball hat with no bend in the brim worn to the side by African-American males or white buffoons.

Tarik wore his best douche helmet last Friday night to compliment his XXXL white t-shirt.

See Stinky

2.

A total fucking dip shit, usually with the first name Evan. Synonymous with cock banger.

Evan is a fucking douche helmet....a cock banger...a banger of the pole.

See Hermaphrodite


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