Douche Lander

What is Douche Lander?

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.

Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.

See douche bag, douche stain

Hockey Mouth

1. crooked, jagged, or otherwise unattractive teeth, resembling the possible aftermath of stopping a slapshot with one's mouth. "..

Flatspot

1. when you have no penis and no vagina just skin stretched skin like bill stoddard bill stoddard has a flatspot..

All Heart

1. Someone who is kind and generous. "I'd not had sex for a month so Dave let me f**k his missus - he really is all heart" ..

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