What is Douche Lander?
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a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.
b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.
c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.
Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.
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n. One who deflowers virgins on a regular basis. Much like the tooth fairy, only with virgins.
That boy is a true virgin fairy!..