Douche Lettuce

What is Douche Lettuce?

a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche.

Alex was acting stupid so I asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.

See marijuana, weed, green, hippie lettuce, bud

Vlg

1. Very Little Girl Yo, dekwan get some VLG's over here pronto. I need some pussy pronto. See vlg, very, little, girl, girls..

Monkey Mouse

1. A pet catthat's acting silly or hyper, but not in a bad or destructive way like a rat monkey. Having fed kitty some catnip, Susan ..

Foot Hag

1. a deformation on one's foot; i.e. a bunion I need surgery because I have a foot hag that is killing me...

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