Douche Lettuce

What is Douche Lettuce?


1.

a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche.

Alex was acting stupid so I asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.

See marijuana, weed, green, hippie lettuce, bud


19

Random Words:

1. an old hairy man that likes to have sex with inanimate objects. Your dad is a fucking Kuma Troll, he fucked your sister's barbie d..
1. uncool, awkward and/or uncomfortable. "That bitch came over to my mom's for Passover dinner and started dissing the whole Jew..
1. the crator in which a trouser snake(penis)/dildo pertrudes in the pussy Anthony touches his vaginal cavity every night. I (Anthony) ..