Douche Lettuce

What is Douche Lettuce?

a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche.

Alex was acting stupid so I asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.

See marijuana, weed, green, hippie lettuce, bud

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