What is Douche Macgyver?
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A word used to describe a douche-like person, who also looks like he regularly watches
Person 1 "That guy over there who's breaking the veinding machine is a douche MacGyver."
Person 2 "Actually, he's not breaking the vending machine, he's raping it."
Person 1 "How the hell do you rape a vending machine?"
Person 2 "The coin slot"
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