Douche Machine

What is Douche Machine?

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

A deformed state of mind with faulty judgement.

Alex screamed "Douche Bag!" as the racing cra cut him off.

W.a.y.s.

1. An acronym that stands for "What Are You Stupid". Particularly useful in meetings where your attendees just don't seem t..

Y'all'll've

1. A redneck/country way of stating the much more elaborate "you all will have". Jeannie: "We're going to embarrass yo..

Comparing Sizes

1. 1) When two boys pull out their penises to see which one is bigger. Usually done by boys between 8 and 13. Anyone caught doing this afte..

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