Douche Machine

What is Douche Machine?

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

A deformed state of mind with faulty judgement.

Alex screamed "Douche Bag!" as the racing cra cut him off.

Much Confusions

1. when something is misunderstood and leads to a lot of complications, coined by the infamous Alena "weren't we supposed to mee..

Uber Slut

1. some bitch who u stupidly keep on geting together with and who just keeps on breaking up with u for no reason, who then goes to ur best ..

Omfgayfs

1. An acrynom for Oh my f***ing god are you f***ing serious? Person 1: She had sex with him. Person 2: OMFGAYFS Person 1: ...yeah... Pe..

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