Douche Machine

What is Douche Machine?

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

A deformed state of mind with faulty judgement.

Alex screamed "Douche Bag!" as the racing cra cut him off.

Unclutch

1. not clutch, not completing something that has to be done; bad. Missing the last shot in the game was extremely unclutch...

Nosedrill

1. A commonplace Chinese mis-pronunciation of the English word nostril. Chinese girl: "Is there an English vocabulary word nosedrill?..

W00t Sauce

1. a feeling to descibe a very wet feeling in the pants ewwwwwww.. w00t sauce going down the leg See happy, wet, w00t, excited, sauce..

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