Douche Machine

What is Douche Machine?

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

A deformed state of mind with faulty judgement.

Alex screamed "Douche Bag!" as the racing cra cut him off.

As Honest As Frank

1. A little less harsh than "let me be frank with you" Serious man, don't do that again. I'm being as honest as frank..

Ireport

1. 1. Supposed news reports from ordinary citizens 2. Anything someone else thinks is a piece of news. Up next on CNN, an iReport from Ja..

Vertical Frown

1. Another term for a vagina. Guy: I saw you looking at thoes chicks. Girl: Uhh no, I don't go that way. Guy: Give it up, we all kn..

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