Douche Machine

What is Douche Machine?

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

A deformed state of mind with faulty judgement.

Alex screamed "Douche Bag!" as the racing cra cut him off.

Nut Tap

1. A (sometimes playful) smacking of someone's (usually) clothed testicles. The bitch walked a little too close to me so I gave him a..

Earcrack

1. Talentless, poppy, insanely catchy muzak that despite being utterly shitty, you can't help but like. Mindless Myspace Man: "D..

Queer Dick

1. A gay person that is also a faggot. Cam D is a queer dick. 1. A gay person that is also a faggot. Cam D is a queer dick...

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