Douche Machine

What is Douche Machine?

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

A deformed state of mind with faulty judgement.

Alex screamed "Douche Bag!" as the racing cra cut him off.

Doing A Jason Fortuny

1. Collecting others' sensitive, detailed BDSM or other sexual information on-line as the result of a hoax solicitation and publishing..

Fake Up

1. A break up, but not truly a break up, i.e. both parties still feel an obligation towards one another, engage in frequent phone calls and..

Pseudologist

1. Someone skilled in the art of using "fake logic" to appear to give sound reasoning about something although half-baked in thei..

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