Douche Machine

What is Douche Machine?

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

A deformed state of mind with faulty judgement.

Alex screamed "Douche Bag!" as the racing cra cut him off.

Shteaken

1. A delicious type of fudge strudel that you usually eat alongside with pubic haired eggs Dude #1: Ummm dude you wanna eat some shteaken?..

Cymbree

1. a twat who is extremely fake and pretends to be a virgin. me: man that bitch is such a cymbree you: dude i know i TAPPED that last nig..

Miami Zamboni

1. A sexual act so unspeakably perverted no one knows what it is. The miami zamboni sequence had to be removed from the film "The Ari..

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