Douche Machine

What is Douche Machine?

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

A deformed state of mind with faulty judgement.

Alex screamed "Douche Bag!" as the racing cra cut him off.

Zo-gasm

1. The exploding feeling you get when you see something so cute and cuddly. Holy shit! Look at how cute that kitten is. I think I might ha..

Flake Flake Floomph

1. A small, light Cornflake-like dried bugger that falls from the nose and floats effortlessly to the ground. Dude, you just floated a fla..

Wednesday Face

1. "(day of the week here)" face refers to the look on ones face once they have arrived home from work on "X" day. It i..

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