Douche Machine

What is Douche Machine?

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

A deformed state of mind with faulty judgement.

Alex screamed "Douche Bag!" as the racing cra cut him off.

Zasper

1. When a girl is giving you head upside down and you jizz into her nose. My girl friend was giving me bad head so I had to zasp her 2. ..

Lets Go Buy A Sizzel And Smoke A Bizzel

1. lets go buy a sack and smoke a blunt..

Shittly

1. To do something with poor skill. Dude 1-Did you eat those burgers? Dude 2-Yea they were cooked mad shittly. See shitty, shit, crappy,..

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