Douche Machine

What is Douche Machine?


1.

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

2.

A deformed state of mind with faulty judgement.

Alex screamed "Douche Bag!" as the racing cra cut him off.


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Random Words:

1. When you are sober!!!!! I am definately not unpissedafied because i cant even say the word. See drunk, sober, ratted, trolleyed, pisse..
1. Getting incredibly intoxicated and then mercilessly kicking people out of a party or a chatroom and then locking the door/channel and pa..
1. When you are back dooring a girl and you spit on her back. When she turns around your friend jumps out of the closet and blows HIS Load..