Douche Machine

What is Douche Machine?

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

A deformed state of mind with faulty judgement.

Alex screamed "Douche Bag!" as the racing cra cut him off.

Lucinda

1. slang used to describe a girl/woman with the winning combination of an exceptionally beautiful face and/or body and a killer personality..

Queen Ant

1. a penis with a unusually small helmet that grows wider towards the base. Dude, you should have seen the queen ant this guy had. I thoug..

Zlade

1. 1) Small stuffed animal. 2) A saucy Puerto Rican who touches said stuffed animal inappropriately. Mommy, Zlade's at it again! Se..

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