Douche Machine

What is Douche Machine?


1.

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

2.

A deformed state of mind with faulty judgement.

Alex screamed "Douche Bag!" as the racing cra cut him off.


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