Douche Machine

What is Douche Machine?

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

A deformed state of mind with faulty judgement.

Alex screamed "Douche Bag!" as the racing cra cut him off.

Mongled

1. to be in a state of complete oblivion and to not care what is going on due to the smoking of numerous zootsspliffs,joints,miggies bruv ..

Zimmerit

1. A form of protection used against magnetic mines by the Germans in World War Two. The material was put on to German Panzers to prevent t..

Turtledick

1. When in a state of anxiety or after having been struck in the genitals, the penis tends to retract into the body. The name is derived f..

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