Douche Machine

What is Douche Machine?

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

A deformed state of mind with faulty judgement.

Alex screamed "Douche Bag!" as the racing cra cut him off.

Kum Punting

1. This is when you fail to perform a kum fumble. Yo shawty, my load time was all whack so I ended up kum punting. See kum, fumbling, foo..

Jodwin

1. A kind of Spanish Pig. Originating from the Spanish words "Jodocus" meaning faith, and "minawin" meaning fat derived..

Unigut

1. A large, round, protruding, bloated belly that starts below the chest and ends at the crotch. It is the rarer alternative to the gut/sub..

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