Douche Master 3000

What is Douche Master 3000?


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A feminine cleaning device similar to a standard pressure washer. Includes a resevoir for douche spray and water as well has a easy-grip handle with rotating head. Sprayer general exceeds 1500psi for maximum effectiveness and comes with 4hp B&S motor with patented one-pull easy start. Guaranteed to rid your private area of all growths and foul odor.

Russ: Hey Paul! You take a whiff of mary? She smells like a Cape Cod fishing boat. I was wondering where all the sailors where?

Paul: Maybe we should go in together and buy her the new Douche Master 3000 with 1500psi and rotating head!

Russ: Good idea! That should clear the area of all offensive things and we can dive right back in!

See douche, stinky pussy, vagina, sex, whore


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