Douche Mate

What is Douche Mate?

The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.

1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.

See douche bag, douche, douche baggery

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Pocket Trap

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Zulamia

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