Douche Mate

What is Douche Mate?

The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.

1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.

See douche bag, douche, douche baggery

Uliveto

1. the act of failing the second of a series. The Cleveland Indians really pulled a uliveto with their loss against the Yankee's last..

Newark High School

1. Quickly becoming one of the worst public schools in Delaware, Newark High Schools is known for stabbings, students bringing in guns, and..

Invisible Woman

1. While in the process of fellatio, a man closes his eyes, once he reopens them there is no one giving him fellatio. John: Man, that girl..

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