Douche Mate

What is Douche Mate?

The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.

1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.

See douche bag, douche, douche baggery

Brow Dump

1. The act of taking a dump on someone's brow. (the forehead area) You've got one week to pay me back. If not, I'll give yo..

Oh! Skeletons!

1. The Magazine for people who are being chased by Skeletons! If you are really being chased by skeletons, read Oh! Skeletons! See Carlos..

Hippiepotamus

1. A hippiepotamus is a fat kid whos a hippie. -OR- A hippiepotamus is just a random stupid name you call kids with long hair (e.g. Skate..

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