Douche Mate

What is Douche Mate?

The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.

1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.

See douche bag, douche, douche baggery

Too Lazy To Get Fat

1. The predicament whereby the motivation to fetch that delicious chocolate snack is outweighed by your desire to remain where you are (lik..

:©

1. Internet emoticon for sticking out your tongue and blowing raspberry. However, ":©" looks more authentic to how a person REAL..

Dutta

1. a short stump used to pleasure men's prostate "hey sweetie...i just used my new dutta and oh my god! i came like never before..

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