Douche Mate

What is Douche Mate?

The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.

1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.

See douche bag, douche, douche baggery

Full Frontal Stanley

1. Wipe your own ass with your index finger and proceed to give your best friend a wiff. Best Friend: Your finger smells like shit! You: ..

Elevator Shotgun

1. In elevators of large office buildings, the coveted position right in front of the little TV screen that displays news headlines, weathe..

Riffter

1. Another word for Biffter - A large marijuana cigarette - taken from Reefer + Biffter = Riffter OH MY GOD this riffter is making me bak..

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