Douche Mate

What is Douche Mate?

The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.

1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.

See douche bag, douche, douche baggery

Punch A Baby In The Dick

1. To be so angry you will do something irrational. "I am so pissed I could punch a baby in the dick!" See anger, violence, sma..

Nurd Box

1. A litter box such as that used by cats, which is nurded in. Did you clean the nurd box? Did you shovel the cat's nurds. See hock..

Izerb

1. herb, weed, pot, dope, grass, marijuana, ganja, chronic, etc... Hey my nizzle, where da izerb be at dawg?..

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