Douche Mate

What is Douche Mate?

The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.

1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.

See douche bag, douche, douche baggery

Goatselicker

1. (Pronounced "goat slicker") Someone who licks the goatse. Used as an insult. Hey, goatselicker. Yeah, I'm talking to yo..

Creemteez

1. an unfortunate soul who finacially leeches off others on the premise that *when my money comes there will be quackqauckquack* he's..

Qwimp

1. Someone who farts in the bathtub and then attempts to bite the bubble. "Hey get outta here you f'n qwimp." See queer, f..

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