Douche Mate

What is Douche Mate?

The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.

1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.

See douche bag, douche, douche baggery

Turkey Fuck

1. to use someone elses lit cigarette to light your own cigarette with Yo,turkey fuck me. ohhhh thankyou..

Z Dub

1. A man who loves the law more than he loves his hot wife. Check out z dub, his wife is beggin for sex but he would rather play dungeons ..

Zakeri

1. A true pimp that can school you Hey Zakeri, what's up? See zakeri, az, cool, pimp, noob..

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