Douche Mate

What is Douche Mate?

The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.

1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.

See douche bag, douche, douche baggery

Zorbitex

1. When you cum in the face of a slut from texas. "Oh ya Roy I put a zorbitex in that mama's face." See slut, hoe, whore, ..

W.t.f.

1. Denotes: What the Fuck! After a heavy night of drinking John exclaims, W.T.F., I can't find my wallet! See angry, confused, dumbf..

Zen Monkey Project

1. goodlooking, muscular modern dancers who aren't afriad to touch eachother and enjoy swimming in the nude. - whoo girl - you are so..

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