Douche Mate

What is Douche Mate?

The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.

1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.

See douche bag, douche, douche baggery

Do A Bolt

1. like in the 2008 olympic games bolt shot to the end of his races to run a race and have time to spare near the end to show boat and jo..

Cheeto Party

1. A "Party" held by a teenager that normally a sixth grader would have. A party without alcohol. Kid A: Hey do you want to come..

Kill The Frog

1. To explain a joke. If you have to take apart a joke and explain how it works, like a frog, you will kill it, removing all humor that mi..

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