Douche Mate

What is Douche Mate?

The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.

1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.

See douche bag, douche, douche baggery

Noonies

1. knickers, pants, undies, grundies, skids, I/you forgot to put your noonies on. See knickers, pants, undies, grundies, skids 2. A cha..

Shit-bitch

1. Colourful term for a homo sexual "guys - I reckon Mark is a shit bitch that likes a bit of Chocolate factory action!" 2. Pl..

Loony Bin

1. the place in which a smacktard should be thrown, where they can be constantly beaten into leaning basic british geography until they are..

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