Douche Milk

What is Douche Milk?


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A dead beat dad that milks everything and everyone in his path. Instead of shit talking him in front of the child, you just call him douche milk.

Rob, oops, I mean douche milk is such a ridonkulous hipster zen wannabe.

See dead beat dad, ridonkulous, wannabe, poseur, milker


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