Douche Miner

What is Douche Miner?

To mine for douches. A literal worker who wakes up, grabs a pick axe, and heads off to mine for douches. Same as a gold miner, but with douches.

Fred: I fucking hacksawed your mom's ass last night!

Joe: Well you're a douche miner!

See douche, doush, douch

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