Douche Miner

What is Douche Miner?

To mine for douches. A literal worker who wakes up, grabs a pick axe, and heads off to mine for douches. Same as a gold miner, but with douches.

Fred: I fucking hacksawed your mom's ass last night!

Joe: Well you're a douche miner!

See douche, doush, douch

Permastink

1. Stench or odor that is perpetually imbued in ones skin or clothing. Dude my favorite polo has serious PermaStink But I just took a sho..

[insert Name Here]porn

1. items which an individual uses to get off. personalized porn. "oh yeah, i downloaded some pics of elsa. i got me a nice supply of ..

Mmmbop Your Shenanigans

1. To give someone a raspberry on their private parts, preferably rectum, vagina or scrotum. ''I'ma straight up mmmbop your..

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