Douche Missile

What is Douche Missile?


1.

A douche of extreme proportion, known to terrorize the undouched world with his/her annoying and entirely useless presence, pathetic witticisms, and overall offensiveness.

Dan is not your average douche. He is a flaming douche missile.


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