What is Douche Monkey?
1.
A rare form of inbred monkey that live primarily in used condoms, gutters, garbage disposals, and windmills. i.e. a monkey so gay, that its only form of employment is cleaning the cunts and nutsacks of transgender freaks. A fucked up monkey.
Raphael: Yo, what u got under ur bed?
Demetri: Shit, piss, whiskey, and a Douche Monkey...
Raphael: Sweet, can I buy your Douche Monkey?
Demetri: Hell no, then no one would clean my balls!
Raphael: Ur a fucked up dude..
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2.
Anything you want it to mean there is no real definition but most of the time it is an insult
Man your a Douche Monkey
3.
1. Alan Tate
2. A monkey that douches
3. A nasty person
Mr. Douche Monkey is such a fag.
My douche monkey keeps away the STDs.
That douche monkey raped a cat.
4.
No real meaning, just any insult of your choice.
A monkey who douches.
Hunter is such a fucking douche monkey, all he does is pretend to be black.
After the douche monkey did her job, her boyfriend, Jerry, was happy to eat her out.
5.
One who deceitfully puts out information regaurding games (i.e. assassin) or events that can give someone false hopes.
Ken Keefe
