Douche Monster Edit Meaning

1. A tall man with a dirty beard, wearing glasses and has tattoos. Might also drive a Rabbit. Hey I hear that Jake is a boy toucher. See ..

1. Jacking off, masturbating Shit, my mom walked in while I was slappin the goat See masturbating, choking, chicken, jacking, touching..

1. An attention whore. Definitely needs to be murdered in public, and his corpse (cut in 1654851486 pieces) sent to feed the pigs (yay Snat..