Douche Muffin Edit Meaning

1.

a man that acts like a douche bag and has a muffin top.

That kid that lives on third story in baddour is such a douche muffin

See douche muffin, d.m., douche bag, muffin top

2.

1. A rendering of the commonly used slang word, Douche Bag, mostly used without the intent of insulting, but more along the lines of a comical purpose. However, it can be effectively used as an insult.

2. A baked muffin containing vaginal fluids.

1. After spilling the orange juice concentrate all over his new pants, Borus' friend Hogarth comicly called him a "Douche Muffin."

2. The "Douche Muffin" is often considered offensive to women's rights activists, due to it's main ingredient.

See douche, muffin, dush, mofin, party pants

3.

a boy that has the smart level of a muffin, and acts like a douche 24/7. reffers to just about every guy in america,brazil and canada.

"omgz, that guy over there is such a douche muffin." *sigh

See douche, muffin, i, love, lauren, hi

4.

when a girl cleans there vagina with a muffin

"Becky, i use my douche muffin a lot because of my yeast infection."

See douche, muffin, jonah, ben, heather