What is Douche Muppet?
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1. Similar to a douchebag, except their tendancy is be an absolute prick is not of their own doing. They are most likely a prick because they think it is cool, or it will make them popular.
2. A prick who is also a tool.
I could call you a douchebag, or I could call you a puppet. Sir, you are both; you fucking douche muppet.
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A tail that you poop out of. A prolapsed anus. A pink sock.
I gave that girl a major poop tail while having anal sex.
See pink sock, a..