Douche Noodle

What is Douche Noodle?


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The act of having intercourse with a woman who has just douched or is in the process of doucheing, but going limp before getting off. the guy usually still tries desperately to get off, but just ends up making a big mess.

Ralph needed to pork Carol so bad he couldn't wait until she finished doucheing. but he is such a chump he ended up with a douche noodle before he could finish.


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