What is Douche Pastry?
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an annoying person; a d-bag
Tan Nat is a douche pastry
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A delicious treat eaten only by the rich upper-class of 3rd World countries. A douche pastry is made from the remains of a virgin's first vaginal cleansing and is usually eaten with peanut butter and marinara sauce. Considered a delicacy by Hobos and crack whores.
The King of Kazkhstan delights in his morning douche pastry before beheading a rebel midget.
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a person of Russian origin; one who drinks large amounts of vodka.
korbachov of however you spell it
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The act of going to a highly populated area of Asians to have a field day} with hoarding asian pussy.
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