Douche Pastry

What is Douche Pastry?

1.

an annoying person; a d-bag

Tan Nat is a douche pastry

See douche, annoying, bad, stupid, insult

2.

A delicious treat eaten only by the rich upper-class of 3rd World countries. A douche pastry is made from the remains of a virgin's first vaginal cleansing and is usually eaten with peanut butter and marinara sauce. Considered a delicacy by Hobos and crack whores.

The King of Kazkhstan delights in his morning douche pastry before beheading a rebel midget.

See lipstick, fetus
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