What is Douche Pastry?
1.
an annoying person; a d-bag
Tan Nat is a douche pastry
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2.
A delicious treat eaten only by the rich upper-class of 3rd World countries. A douche pastry is made from the remains of a virgin's first vaginal cleansing and is usually eaten with peanut butter and marinara sauce. Considered a delicacy by Hobos and crack whores.
The King of Kazkhstan delights in his morning douche pastry before beheading a rebel midget.
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To put ice in one's beverage, used mostly with drinks containing liquor.
Hey Tony! Get me a Corona on the rocks!
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one who meets with punk musicians to interview them for a zine before a concert, rocks out and headbangduring the concert, parties with ..
