Douche Patty

What is Douche Patty?

A person who exudes arrogant qualities much like a douche, yet is not a complete douche burger.

Adam: Michael is a total douche.

Chad: Yeah his little brother isn't as bad. He's just a douche patty.

See loser, douche, douchebag, idiot, asshole

Necessary Items

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Lightning Bolts

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