Douche Pelican

What is Douche Pelican?


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Someone who complains and or mooches off all the time or complains constatly and not doing anything sabout it (flinging their shit) or (disposing their douche) "Douche Pelican" because pelicans shit every where and on everyone. It could really be any kind of bird...it just has to be one that shits alot.

"Oh i dont have a job blah blah...boo hoo...i need money...can i have $5"

"No you fucking Douche Pelican!!!!!"

See douche, pussy, little bitch, bum, mooche


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