Douche Pocket

What is Douche Pocket?


1.

It is the pocket of traffic on an otherwise empty two-three lane highway/thoroughfare caused by one (or sometimes two) individuals driving excessively slowly in the far left, passing, or "fast" lane.

It can also be used to refer to the individual creating this sort of traffic congestion.

Holy Crap ... look at that nightmare up ahead all caused by one friggin' Douche Pocket.

See douchepocket, back-up

2.

a cooler way to say douche bag, funnier, less offensive, something someone wrote in my health book

He was such a douche pocket, i just couldn't help but laugh.

See Kat

3.

next to douche snackpack in the level of douche sature; someone of less than average size, who is a douche of greater stature than a douche snackpack, but of lesser stature than a douche bag.

at first when she was turned sideways i thought she was a douche snack pack, but then she faced me and i realized she's totally a douche pocket

See douche, douche snackpack, douche bag, douche duffel, tool


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