What is Douche Pump?
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One who engages in douche-like activities.
Yeah, that guy. You see the one wearing four popped collars? He's a big fucking douche pump.
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A name designated for a sports stadium employee during a hockey game who tries to get the wave going when the home team is down 0-4. Most often used by Philadelphia Flyers fans.
"Okay, everyone in this section start the wave on three...1, 2,... 'Hey down in front you douche pump'"
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When a man licks a girl's butthole, Sticks his nose in her vagina, and rubs her clit at the same time
Yea dude, I gave her the sti..
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A person who's nickname is Doc
Hey, did you see that guy over there? His name is Doc and he IS a homo magnet.
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To masturbate furiously once you arrive home after winning an important soccer match.
Lorcan: are you playing poker in rorys tonight?
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