Douche Pump

What is Douche Pump?


1.

One who engages in douche-like activities.

Yeah, that guy. You see the one wearing four popped collars? He's a big fucking douche pump.

See douche nozzle, douche hammer, douche baggery

2.

A name designated for a sports stadium employee during a hockey game who tries to get the wave going when the home team is down 0-4. Most often used by Philadelphia Flyers fans.

"Okay, everyone in this section start the wave on three...1, 2,... 'Hey down in front you douche pump'"

See douche, douche bag, asshole, jackass, dumb ass


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