What is Douche Pump?
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One who engages in douche-like activities.
Yeah, that guy. You see the one wearing four popped collars? He's a big fucking douche pump.
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A name designated for a sports stadium employee during a hockey game who tries to get the wave going when the home team is down 0-4. Most often used by Philadelphia Flyers fans.
"Okay, everyone in this section start the wave on three...1, 2,... 'Hey down in front you douche pump'"
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when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you "cut loose" the protruding mass of excrement by clenching your ..
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The exact opposite of a bitch
Nice, kind, helping.
Max: I heard Kelsea voluntaries at the homeless shelter, and collects charity.
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