Douche Pump

What is Douche Pump?

1.

One who engages in douche-like activities.

Yeah, that guy. You see the one wearing four popped collars? He's a big fucking douche pump.

See douche nozzle, douche hammer, douche baggery

2.

A name designated for a sports stadium employee during a hockey game who tries to get the wave going when the home team is down 0-4. Most often used by Philadelphia Flyers fans.

"Okay, everyone in this section start the wave on three...1, 2,... 'Hey down in front you douche pump'"

See douche, douche bag, asshole, jackass, dumb ass

28

Random Words:

Anal Mustard

1. The residue after anal intercourse which is made up of cum, blood, and anal juice. Mitch- 'Hey Mike! How was anal with your bitch?..

Pun-job

1. When an Indian girl with a mustache gives you a hairy blowjob. "Man that Indian girl gave me such a good Pun-job. I can't tel..

Yamaha C3

1. The worst piano ever made, even by the (exceptionally low) standards of the worst make of piano on the planet. Completely unsuitable for..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free