What is Douche Pump?
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One who engages in douche-like activities.
Yeah, that guy. You see the one wearing four popped collars? He's a big fucking douche pump.
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A name designated for a sports stadium employee during a hockey game who tries to get the wave going when the home team is down 0-4. Most often used by Philadelphia Flyers fans.
"Okay, everyone in this section start the wave on three...1, 2,... 'Hey down in front you douche pump'"
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A computer geek's sexy ass bitch. The sexiest piece of machinery alive.
Whoah, dude, I just want to stick my penis in that Uro-Fig..
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ex·tra·or·di·crap
Pronunciationeks-tra-awr-dee-crap
–adjective Soulgirl.
extraordinarily crap; uncommonly rubbish; remarkably aw..
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A person who:
- is relatively attractive and seems to come from money or hippy parents or both.
- calls everyone bro or bra
- wears f..
