Douche Rocket Edit Meaning

1.

A word to describe an asshole or more commonly, a douche. There are 5 rungs of the douche hierarchy: asshole, douche, douche bag, douche nozzle and right at the top, (displaying unfettered amounts of douche), douche rocket.When someone is so douchey they can no longer be described as a douche nozzle, the big guns are brought out and douche rocket is used.

"Abe you douche rocket!!"

See douche, douche bag, douche nozzle, douche rocket, asshole, mwoo

2.

Someone with over extrodinary "douchy" or dumb traits...or for someone that said a dumb remark...almost always used as an insult.

Shut up douche rocket! or Quit being such a douche Rocket

3.

someone who exceeds the rating of douche bag by such a phenomenal level that they must have been launched into douchebaggedness by some form of highly flammable fuel

QJAY was such a douche rocket, he paid home depot to install his mini blinds

See jizz bucket, choad smoker, trekkie, basement troll, beavis, t/c

4.

A Huge Douche Bag; One that is high and above all the other assholes.

Jim: Dude, Can you believe Steve? He Showed up late and drunk to my wedding. Then he tried to get with my wife!

Joe: What a Douche Rocket.

See douche, cunt, asshole, douche bag, jerk

5.

The ultimate level of being a douche. Usually in reference to someone that you find really annoying and/or incompetent.

What is the deal with Andy, he is being such a Douche Rocket with these retarded projects.

See douche, retard, boss, douche bag, quaddouche

6.

Someone who exceeds every definition of douchebag that their own douchie-ness has propelled them into outer space via a rocket engine.

Tommy shows up at every wedding reception just to get free food and drink. Even when he's not invited. What a DOUCHE ROCKET.

See doucherocket, douche-rocket, douche bag, douche, douchie

7.

Someone who is a major douche bag.

Justin is such a douche rocket.

See douche, douche bag, fuckhead, cockface, dick