Douche Smolt

What is Douche Smolt?


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A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.

That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.


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