What is Douche Swoosh?
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Noun: Do-sh S-woo-sh
A mid-length to long styled hair cut, popularized by "douche" frat guys, combed to the side to emphasize a fake sophisticated look. Side effects include a tourettes type flipping of the head to one size in order to restore the swoosh.
Ian: Did you see that Beta's haircut.
Mason: No. What was it?
Ian: He was totally rocking the douche swoosh.
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When someones hair is pushed off to one side giving it the look that the wind just "swooshed" it over to that side.
Hey look that guy was just in the wind...Wait, no he wasn't he's just a faggot with a douche swoosh.
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