Douche Tag

What is Douche Tag?


1.

The correct modern name for the male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or Sax Player's Moustache.

It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.

Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.

"Nice suit, but unless this job interview is at a comic shop you probably want to go back in the bathroom and shave off that douche tag."

See soul patch, facial pubes, crumb catcher

2.

a blue tooth ear piece that remains on your ear when not in use and for extended amounts of time.

That guy wore his douche tag all night at the bar.

See blue tooth, douchebag, blowhard, cell phone

3.

Any personal belonging, behavior or fulfilled stereotype that marks someone as a douche.

"Don't stare directly at the fauxhawk"

"Yeah, what a total douche tag"

See douche, tool, duche, fauxhawk


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