Douche Tax

What is Douche Tax?

The extra fee charged by an escort/prostitute when a trickis a total douche.

"Seriously, my last John just cried about some old movie for twenty minutes; I had to charge him a douche tax."

"This fucking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax."

See douche, tax, trick, john, loser

Valdemart

1. Slang for Wal-mart. Sounds like the evil villain from Harry Potter -- Voldemort. I'm going shopping at Valdemart. See wal-mart, v..

Queesh

1. A Fanny Fart. Vagina Pump. Minge Botty Burp. *Fart* "Sorry, I Queeshed" 2. 1. a dumfuck, dipshit, asshole, or in general, ..

Handwasher

1. Similar to fisting but using both hands inside the orifice of choice and mimicking washing your hands with soap or such. That girl was ..

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