Douche Tax

What is Douche Tax?

The extra fee charged by an escort/prostitute when a trickis a total douche.

"Seriously, my last John just cried about some old movie for twenty minutes; I had to charge him a douche tax."

"This fucking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax."

See douche, tax, trick, john, loser

Cakin'

1. Talking to someone alot on the phone or spending too much time with them Chris was cakin' all night wit Ashley! See pimpjuice 2...

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Craggle

1. A gansta ass hand, something that is really ugly, weird looking, frustrating. Damn gina, that girl is such a craggle..

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