Douche Tax

What is Douche Tax?

The extra fee charged by an escort/prostitute when a trickis a total douche.

"Seriously, my last John just cried about some old movie for twenty minutes; I had to charge him a douche tax."

"This fucking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax."

See douche, tax, trick, john, loser

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