Douche Tax

What is Douche Tax?

The extra fee charged by an escort/prostitute when a trickis a total douche.

"Seriously, my last John just cried about some old movie for twenty minutes; I had to charge him a douche tax."

"This fucking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax."

See douche, tax, trick, john, loser

Skittle Whip

1. When you slap someone across the face with a packet of skittles. I Skittle whipped Johnny across the face. See whip, slap, face, packe..

Kerek

1. An ethnic misspelling of Kerrek. An' ze Kerek waz smote by ze Trogodur, an' all waz lade two E-turn-al Burnination...

Kubak

1. Someone who is extremely cool. Someone who everyone wishes to be like. You're not as cool as Kubak. See chris, awesome, cool, gre..

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