What is Douche Tax?
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The extra fee charged by an escort/prostitute when a
"Seriously, my last
John just cried about some old movie for twenty minutes; I had to charge him a douche tax."
"This fucking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax."
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