Douche Tax

What is Douche Tax?

The extra fee charged by an escort/prostitute when a trickis a total douche.

"Seriously, my last John just cried about some old movie for twenty minutes; I had to charge him a douche tax."

"This fucking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax."

See douche, tax, trick, john, loser

Hoenugget

1. A little piece of hoe She just dropped of hoenugget on that fool. See hoecake, smegma, clit, pussy, olivia..

Fake Punt

1. A sexual act in which the male is doing a female doggy style, pulls out, and spits on her back. The woman then thinks the guy shot a lo..

Ely

1. Someone not uber, but totally sexy omg htat guy is such an ely 2. The most amazing, beautiful, and incredible girl in the world. No o..

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