What is Douche Turtle?
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1. A rare breed of turtle that breeds in Australia, Canada, and Iran.
2. A stupid fangirl
3. A song by " My Trans Alaskan Railroad of Siberian Tragedies in modern cities across the globe" Full song title : Make Love to Me Hard and Fast (Douche Turtle)
Johnny, go feed your douche turtle!
God slut, stop being such a douche turtle
I totally rocked out to douche turtle all night.
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a word or phrase that has been overused, and repeated incessantly and ad nauseam.
phrases like: Your Mom, That's What She Said, ..
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When ya filler arse up.
Shelly told me wanted a fat dick in the butt...
