Douche Turtle

What is Douche Turtle?


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1. A rare breed of turtle that breeds in Australia, Canada, and Iran.

2. A stupid fangirl

3. A song by " My Trans Alaskan Railroad of Siberian Tragedies in modern cities across the globe" Full song title : Make Love to Me Hard and Fast (Douche Turtle)

Johnny, go feed your douche turtle!

God slut, stop being such a douche turtle

I totally rocked out to douche turtle all night.

See douche, turtle, scene, emo, fuck, fangirls


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