What is Douche Turtle?
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1. A rare breed of turtle that breeds in Australia, Canada, and Iran.
2. A stupid fangirl
3. A song by " My Trans Alaskan Railroad of Siberian Tragedies in modern cities across the globe" Full song title : Make Love to Me Hard and Fast (Douche Turtle)
Johnny, go feed your douche turtle!
God slut, stop being such a douche turtle
I totally rocked out to douche turtle all night.
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A wacked-out danish childrens program which first aired in the late 90's.
Farting in a duck is straight up Kabouter Plop.
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The benefit of ranch sauce on otherwise distasteful foods.
It's quite amazing how ranch can complement the most repulsive elements..
