Douche Wagon Edit Meaning

1.

A small four-cylinder vehicle (i.e. Honda Civic) usually painted yellow, pink, or purple and driven by a 5'5" jackass. The wagon usually has a large wing on the back, white rims, and an annoying loud muffler.

Chuck felt like he was like Fast and The Furious as he rolled through Philly in his douche wagon.

See stinky

2.

to enter ones penis in to a pumpkin

I put the pumkin in the microwave so when I douche wagoned it it was warm in sticky just like a real goat.

See corey

3.

When a group of douche bags pile in the same car to go somewhere.

"Dude, that douche wagon just tried to run me off of the road!"

See duche, douchie

4.

Colorful 6 foot 4 inch redneck from East Texas bearing a striking resemblence to a penis. Sports half-faded, completely out of proportion olde English lettering on his chest. Has an affinity for the bubble skunk, and enjoys front porch skeet shooting, as well as yard runs while under the influence of said narcotic.

Douche Wagon wanted to make a subtle political statement. What do you mean by "subtle political statement?" He burned a cross in the neighbor's front yard.

Douche Wagon on one of his favorite pastimes, "Hell man, dump that clutch and let the granny gear loose - watch that mud fly."