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You get a week off from school due to swine flu.
"Just like Spring Break!"
"How's your Swine Break going?"
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to blow your wad in your girls armpit
Last night while I was banging my girlfriend I pulled out and blew my wad in her armpit. When she..
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Masimoland. Land of wine, sun, olives and vair vair groovy Luuurve Gods. Italy.
"The Luurve God is in Pizza-a-gogo Land and has le..