Douche Worms

What is Douche Worms?


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These mythical worm like creatures are said to live off bacteria that forms in old bottles of douche. Upon use they can travel into the woman's vaginaand take up residence, much like an STD.

Jason: Hey Sally; have you ever consider checking your vagina for douche worms?

Sally: Douche worms, in my vagina?

Jason: Yeah, it's more likely than you think!

Sally: They're in me. I can feel it... I used an old bottle of douche last week, and I have been wondering where that tingling sensation has been coming from.

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