Douche-a-litus

What is Douche-a-litus?

A contageous disease, often caught by fellow friends, resulting in 'douche' symptoms.

'OMG WTFBBQ?! I just caught douche-a-litus from that douche over there.'

See douche, douchebag, douchebaggery

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