Doucheassarrhea

What is Doucheassarrhea?

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(doosh-ass-ehr-ee-a), noun. Origins: Rhinebeck, NY, c. 2007.

1. The excrement that liquifies in one's colon and gushes forth from the anal orifice subsequent to the act of accidentally sodomizing oneself with a douche whilst attempting to use vaginally. 2. Any unsolicited diarrhea of the mouth.

I was trying to give myself an abortion the other night with turpentine in a turkey baster, and I got some *serious* doucheassarrhea.

See ass gravy, bubes, skeet, back-door conquistador
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