Douchebag Call

What is Douchebag Call?


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noun: loud, obnoxious exhaust system, most likely on a crappy foreign car, driven by douchebags. Usually installed improperly thus creating not a respectable sound of a finely-tuned race car, but a loud, droning buzz or series of pops that the owner of said car thinks is truly amazing, sounds awesome and is a true show of horsepower. Uncannily attracts teenybopper girls who think the car is straight out of Fast and Furious or other douchebags with similarly crappy cars and annoying exhaust systems.

Me: Man, what is that awful droning noise? Do you hear that?

Steve: That's Jeremy's exhaust.

Me: Yeah? I guess he's got all the bitches coming to his douchebag call...

See fart can, fartcan, douchebag, teenybopper, douche bag


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