Douchebag Effect

What is Douchebag Effect?


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Aptly describes the multiplication of Douchebags at a party your hosting. This exponential reproduction usually takes place via txt message or phone call.

Your party begins with 70 people you know and ends with 300 you don't.

Things that are often broken or defaced by those caught up in the douchebag effect include but are not limited to:

Broken Stairs

Broken Floors

Broken Fridges

Broken Windows

Broken Couches

Broken Tables

Broken Speakers

Blood on the walls

Towels used as Toilet Paper

Walls spray painted on

Windows tagged

Stolen Laptops

Stolen Ipods

Stolen Booze

The playing cards you were using to play drinking games with said douchebags in an attempt to make it somewhat enjoyable....... stolen.

Beds peed on

Fire hydrants broken and parts tossed onto your roof.

Nathan: "Hey Tom you recognize any of these 150 people in our living room?"

Tom: "Nope."

Ryan: "They stole my beer and broke our fridge."

Nathan: "Friggin douchebag effect."

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