Douchebag Flotilla

What is Douchebag Flotilla?


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A fleet of canoes piloted by drunk, tattooed, shirtless, sunburned and partying douchebags (or douche bags) that floats slowly downriver with the current. Often contains pontoons constructed of 2 or more canoes and a platform placed atop the canoes on which the douches can drink, dance, grill, fire squirt guns, simulate sexual acts, play with dogs and/or heckle others who are trying to enjoy a natural body of water.

The Saco River in New Hampshire and Maine was choking on douchebag flotillas last weekend!

See douchebag, douche bag, douche, d-bag, d bag, dbag, db, bag


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