Douchebag Stubble

What is Douchebag Stubble?


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The stubble commonly sported by douchebags. It is the guy that can grow a full beard, but only shaves once or twice a week because he's to cool to care. Seen on Tom Cruise and Adam Levine.

WARNING! Not all people sporting douchebag stubble are douchebags. Tom Cruise, yes; Adam Levine, no.

You: Did you see Tom Cruise in that new movie?

Me: Hell no, I'm not seeing that crap. He's got douchebag stubble in it.

You: Yeah, he needs to either find a razor or just grow a full beard!

Me: What a douchebag.

See tom cruise, stubble, beard, adam levine, douchebag


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