Douchebag Theory

What is Douchebag Theory?

The hottness of a guys girlfriend is directly proportional to how much of a douchebag the guy is.

Ben: Why don't you ever see a cool dude with a hott girlfriend?

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Enimal

1. An animal used to give oneself an enima. I.E. Gerbil, hamster, raccon, etc. Thanks for letting me use your guinea pig. He gave one one ..

Turn

1. The fourth card put out in Texas Holdem Goin in was riskey but once Jim saw the turn he knew he had a flush. 2. Persuade or inspire a..

Kuzmyak

1. Synonomous with the word deuchebag. Anyone can be considered a kuzmyak, pull a kuzmyak, or make a kuzmyak move. Jake: "Yo dude, wh..

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