Douchebag Theory

What is Douchebag Theory?

The hottness of a guys girlfriend is directly proportional to how much of a douchebag the guy is.

Ben: Why don't you ever see a cool dude with a hott girlfriend?

Joel: Ever heard of the douchebag theory? Check it out on slangdefine!

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Poonswaggle

1. When there is so much swag around the poon, the woman is forced to waddle. Wow that girl has a mad poonswaggle, I wonder if Harv will s..

Emo Dan

1. a)a force to be reckon with b)This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone vario..

Rip Studwell

1. A really jacked guy who usually use steroids and have fake tans "whoa did you see that rip studwell he could probably kill a man&q..

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