Douchebag Theory

What is Douchebag Theory?

The hottness of a guys girlfriend is directly proportional to how much of a douchebag the guy is.

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Hutchbag

1. A kid in chemistry, who has the mind set of a emo kid/prep/douchbagery. The body of what looks like a 5 year old. and the mouth of a gan..

Queech

1. queech is Butt sweat Your underwear is saturated with queech See Anonymous 2. Fail to keep an appointment. I thought they might que..

Recession Roadkill

1. one of the many thousands of people who have been laid off or lost their jobs because of the recession. I get to sit on my couch all da..

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