Douchebag Theory

What is Douchebag Theory?

The hottness of a guys girlfriend is directly proportional to how much of a douchebag the guy is.

Ben: Why don't you ever see a cool dude with a hott girlfriend?

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Eating Steak

1. Performing any sexual act. Usually used when referring to handjobs or blowjobs. While you and your girlfriend are eating steak in the m..

W.o.a.

1. Wall of ass.Like when you walk into a room full of farts from old guys and dogs and such. Man i got in my grandma's car today and ..

I'm Not Saying I'm [jesus]...i'm Just Saying

1. An expression to be used prior to a statement that a) though delivered with good intentions, may potentially sound critical or b) poin..

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