Douchebag Theory

What is Douchebag Theory?

The hottness of a guys girlfriend is directly proportional to how much of a douchebag the guy is.

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Uber-pimp

1. One pimp to rule them all: The pimp of all pimps. A pimp so powerful, he has control over every living soul on the planet. In order to ..

Postman Pat

1. the man with the big head on telly who falls over when ice skates post man pat rules so bad See me 2. when a guy puts his penis thro..

Assish

1. The act of being an asshole. Dude, that is totally assish of you to jack off in Travis's shampoo! See mean, lame, rude, unbelieva..

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