Douchebagel

What is Douchebagel?


1.

1. A supreme douchebag, unmatched in his ability to act like a moron and shame the human species.

2. The word douchebag with an "el" added to it for comical purposes.

John: Wow, you're a fucking douchebagel. You smell pretty bad too.

Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?

John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!

See faygol, douchebagel, douchebag, douche, moron, idiot, shame

2.

Similar to douchebag but to a much greater extent as it suggests that the diameter of the aperture or sphincter through which the "douche nozzle" would pass is roughly the equivalent of a typical New York style bagel.

Yes, that midget is a douchebag but the dude who stabbed me is a douchebagel.

See douchebag, taco, twap

3.

Similar to douche bag but it sounds better, and it may be used differently. an absolute definition is a bagel, with douche spread on it. See example

1. Dont be a douchebagel dude!

2. Go eat a douchebagel!

3. jesus, how many douchebagels have you had?

See douchebagel, douche bagel, douche, douchebag, douchebaggery


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