Douchebagery

What is Douchebagery?


1.

Definition of Douchebagery: 1. The act of being a douchebag. 2. The skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense

knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.

Dr. Phil is a avid practicer of Douchebagery.

John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.

Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.

See Zack

2.

adj.; the act, actions, or status of being a "douchebag"

Tim was being such a jerk, that I couldn't stand his "douchebagery" anymore and I punched him in the head.

See meanness, happiness

3.

The act or practice of being a douche bag

Being up to his usual douchebagery, old Bill called his wife to pick him up from the poker game early.

See pussy, wimp, retard, douchebag, loser

4.

When one person says he likes someone so he can get some from her for that night.

Trevin comited douchebagery last night again

See douche, douchebag

5.

words or actions given by one who is a douchebag

"I really can't deal with your douchebagery right now."

See douchebag, asshole, bullshit, jerk, nonsense

6.

The act of being somewhat similar to Ryan Seacrest.

OMG, you're douchebagery makes me wonder if you have any REAL talent or God just sent you to be a big ass pussy on live television.

See ryan seacrest, douchebag, pussy, closet homosexual, douchebag 9000

7.

The quality or practice of being a douchebag.

"Wow that guy was like, full of douchebagery!"

See douche, douche bag, dousch, doosh bag, dooshbagery


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