Douchebaggery Edit Meaning

1.

The greatest word of all time, simple yet pleasing in its onomatopoeic beauty. For one to commit douchebaggery, he/she is not limited to but may include some or perhaps all of the following behaviors:

- the wearing of flat-billed baseball caps backwards

- using an enormous amount of gel to spike the hair porcupine style

- wearing polo shirts or any other type of shirt with the collar popped, a disgusting gesture that should've died in the 1980s with parachute pants

- the sideways peace sign gesture

- overdone pursing of the lips

- too many visits to the tanning salon

- pointing at oneself, holding up beer cans, or making other obscenely immature gestures in solo or group photos

- following trends for the sake of fitting in (see "goatee")

- adding "The" or the suffix "-ster" to one's name, as in "The Rickster"

See Guido or perhaps frat boy for more. Essentially, "douchebaggery" is one of those things as easily understood by definition as it is by one's demonstrations of it.

At least guys with mullets can cut their hair, but there seems to be no cure for the douchebaggery exhibited by frat boys overcompensating for their small members.

See douchebag, douche, bag, scrote, scrotum, guido, frat boy, frat daddy, momma's boy, eunuch, tan, popped collar, hair gel, eyebrow wax

2.

1)The philosophy held by douchebags, holding that no one other than themselves (or perhaps their close associates) matters in the least bit, and thus that other human beings can and should be treated like complete excrement for little or no reason (and often for selfish reasons). Closely related to fascism, which has been practiced by control freaks such as Adolf Hitler.

2)The act of putting this philosophy into practice.

1)Some notable (historical and otherwise) adherents of douchebaggery: Josef Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, George W. Bush, Adolf Hitler, Andrew Jackson, George Lincoln Rockwell, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan

2)Examples of douchebaggery in practice, varying in scope and intensity (in the order of the above adherents): fascism; violent political oppression; winning an election through obvious fraud and subsequently invading Iraq based on admitted lies; the Holocaust; the genocide of the Native Americans; the founding of the American Nazi Party; more violent political oppression; declaring jihad on an entire country and slaughtering 3,000 innocent cubicle workers as part of it; declaring a War on Drugs based largely on the delusion that "every one of those goddamn bastards out to legalize marijuana is a Jew" (direct quote from President Richard Nixon); treating the Constitution and the natural environment as a set of obstacles to be overcome.

See douche, douchebag, asshole, evil, psycho

3.

Presenting one's self in a manner that inspires those around you to wish death and/or serious injury upon you.

Those four guys should be shot for committing such unrelenting douchebaggery.

See douche, douchebag, douchebaggery, doosh, dooshbag, assholishness

4.

1. The act of behaving like a douchebag.

2. Sensless behaviour

see:

ballyhoo

tomfoolery

Please refrain from discussing your BMW or IPod any further and end this douchebaggery.

5.

The act of being a douchebag

Adam is an expert in douchebaggery.

See douchebag, douche, asshat, doosh, dick

6.

Behavior associated with douche bags.

There was much douchebaggery afoot at John's party last night.

See douche bag, douche bags, douche bagger

7.

The state of being a douchebag - committing acts that define an individual as being a douchebag, such as ripping off friends, screwing your friends over or generally just being a giant douche.

That fucker used to be my bro until he stinkfingered my girlfriend while she was passed out. That's some seriously fucked up repugnant douchebaggery right there.

See ass juice, cum whore, fuckwitz