Douche-bag-off

What is Douche-bag-off?

1.

A contest resulting in a vote as to which douche-bag is acting in excess of the other at any given time!! Can be determined by who uses more cliches, looks more ridiculously metro, acts falsely positive in situations where it is uncalled for, or just lies a lot when unnecessary, etc.

guy 1: who do you think is a bigger douche, NM or GE?

guy 2: how would one determine that?

guy 1: we would have to hold a douche-bag-off I suspect.

guy 2: what aspects are we judging this time?

guy 1: today we will go with overall lifestyle douchbaggedness!!

See d-bag, douch bag, douche bag, dork, loser
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