Douchebags R Us Edit Meaning

1. jock with small penis and no sexual desire. I hear his dick is small its okay though, he wont get any action hes a eckertt. See jake, ..

1. The act of asking a random and inappropriate question resulting in a heinously awkward situation. Dude, she just pulled a zimmerman on..

1. nothing but the male genitalia I met a hot girl at the bar last night. When it came time to leave she chose the dangly option...