Doucheband

What is Doucheband?


1.

A headband that is worn across the forehead, labeling the wearer as a supreme douchebag. They serve no legitimate purpose, other than letting passersby know that they listen to indie and/or emo music and shop at Urban Outfitters.

My forehead feels naked without my doucheband.

See douchebag, tool, scene, emo

2.

a hardcore/ screamo band full of gay scene douche bags.

ZOMG did you go to lifeSPOT and see defending the pilot?!?!

NO, that is a doucheband.

See douche, band, hardcore, creamo, scene, gay, bag


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