Doucheberry Edit Meaning

1.

DoucheBerry - (doosh-bair-ee)

Classified as any individual who willingly decides to insert a cell phone earpiece into their ear, and wear the device in situations such as Romantic Dinners, Boardroom Meetings, Working out at the Gym, and Love Making etc...

Man check out that "doucheberry" over there in the sauna. Is the call really THAT important?

See doucheberry, blackberry, douche, berry

2.

Doucheberry is a portable communication device that when used by a non-douche is known as a Blackberry. The Doucheberry becomes such when one is clearly douchebagging with a doucheberry. For instance, using the Doucheberry to impress someone.

Amy: Hey look at that douche over there

Mike: Is he actually using his Doucheberry in a bar? Oh wait! He's trying to look cool for the skanknext to him!

Amy: What a douche...

See blackberry, douchebaggery, douche, poseur, wannabe, douchebagery, fag, loser

3.

fetus; unborn child; prenatal human being to be harvested from wombs

"Honey, the doctor says our little doucheberry will be ripe for the plucking in eight and a half months."

See fetus, foetus, douche, berry, doucheberry, womb, unborn, prenatal, harvest, pluck

4.

Sending emails and/or blackberry instant messages in public places where emailing should not be allowed (i.e. - at the gym, while checking out at the grocery store, while attending concerts and/or sporting events, etc). Those who doucheberry cannot stand to be parted from their phone. Some even own fashionable clips that securely fasten their blackberry to their belt and/or purse.

I sweat my ass off at the gym every evening while Conner just walks on the treadmill and doucheberrys.

See blackberry, doucheberry, email, text message, gym