Douchecock

What is Douchecock?


1.

A person who is not only a douchebag but is cocky and arrogant also. These are those people that evereyone hates because they are peter puffers. These skig-skagbougieass bitches have an incredible ability to piss of large amounts of people. Usually are or are associated with Fucktards.

Wes Jerman is a douchecock!!!!!

OHHH SHIT!!! I'M Surrounded by douchecocks and fucktards!!!!!

90% of people named Wes or Steven in Northern Virginia are douchecocks or fucktards

2.

a derogatory term used to express great disgust for another person who is, in fact, a waste of life.

1. Jason is a douchecock

2. Jason, stop playing CS...ur being such a douchecock.

3. Did u just say douchecock?!?

3.

What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson.

Matt Wixson is a douchecock, although it's not wise to offend him like I did.

See douchecock, Troy

4.

A person who inserts his penis into a woman and urinates, mimicking the function of an actual douche. Except it's piss.

Douchecocks are gross and bad for women.

See douchebag, cock, sex, vagina

5.

1- A German fetish where the male wears a toothbrush condom to clean his woman's dirty, unwashed, unshaven, putrid, rancid smelling, fish odored, beastly cooch.

2- A person so asinine that douchebag is too good for them.

Man, that's one hell of a douchecock. Your wife must have one clean vagina!

A frat guy. Or politician.

See douche, douchecock, cock, cooch, asshole, buttsex


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