What is Douchecock?
1.
A person who is not only a
Wes Jerman is a douchecock!!!!!
OHHH SHIT!!! I'M Surrounded by douchecocks and fucktards!!!!!
90% of people named Wes or Steven in Northern Virginia are douchecocks or fucktards
2.
a derogatory term used to express great disgust for another person who is, in fact, a waste of life.
1. Jason is a douchecock
2. Jason, stop playing CS...ur being such a douchecock.
3. Did u just say douchecock?!?
3.
What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson.
Matt Wixson is a douchecock, although it's not wise to offend him like I did.
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4.
A person who inserts his penis into a woman and urinates, mimicking the function of an actual douche. Except it's piss.
Douchecocks are gross and bad for women.
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5.
1- A German fetish where the male wears a toothbrush condom to clean his woman's dirty, unwashed, unshaven, putrid, rancid smelling, fish odored, beastly cooch.
2- A person so asinine that douchebag is too good for them.
Man, that's one hell of a douchecock. Your wife must have one clean vagina!
A frat guy. Or politician.
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