Douchecough Edit Meaning

1. An awkward-looking teenager that brings drugs to school. Has odd conversations about puberty with his mother. Sounds like a velociraptor..

1. Oil used to lubricate the valves of a brass-wind instrument. My valves are sticking. Where's my valve oil? See Chad..

1. In the world of born-again Christianity, a get-out-of-hell-free-card is a lame excuse an evangelical will use to justify or sugarcoat th..