Douche-dar

What is Douche-dar?


1.

Same as a radar, but it used to detect near by human being that naturally emit a douche like vibe that can be felt by other human beings. The average douche-dar is accurate up to 65 yards. Non-douches have a douche-dar.

Ron: Aye cuddie, hit this gilbeys vodka with me one time.

Sadith: Na man im cool, i have to lay hella sod tomorrow.

Logan: Damn, my douche-dar is 10 as fuck right now.

Reverend: You're douche-dar is probably picking up Sadith, cuz he a bitch.

See gay-dar, douche, douche bag, bitch, faggy

2.

Same as a Radar except picks up the doucheness in a human being. The average douche-dar is accurate up to 65 yards.

Ron: Aye hit this gilbey's vodka up cuddie.

Dylan: Na, my mom will smell it on me when i come home tomorrow.

Logan: I think im picking some one up on my douche-dar. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan.

Jack: Stuey ass Dylan.

See gay-dar, douche, dylan, radar, bitch


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