Douchedick

What is Douchedick?


1.

<noun>

1. A male who is so confused with his own sexuality, he washes his penis with a small plastic water bottle.

2. A combination of a douchebag and a dickweed.

1. "Man that fag was so drunk! What a douchedick!"

2. "After seeing the way he drives, I have determined he is a complete douchedick."

See douchebag, dickweed, fucktard, ass clown

2.

A male who always tries to be better that another male in every way. Also a guy who blocks your cock so he can try only to fail in the end.

Hot girl "Hey adam i love your shirt"

adam "thanks, can i get your number"

Douchedick "I taught him how to wear shirts like that, talk to me instead"

adam "fuckin douchedick"

See douche, dick, cockblock, duech, cockblocker, douchedick

3.

a douchebag and dick combined

both literally and metaphorically

me: man that cocky guy was so dumb today. he was like "are you surprised i know your name?"

friend: yeah he's dumb i hate him

me: what a douchedick

See douche, dick, dumb, cocky, robby


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