What is Douchefaggimus Maximus?


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(DOOSH-FAG-A-MUS)

Any emo douchebag who makes it a point to make plans without following through. Also associated with whining poons who are never satisfied, not even by the rank smell of their own spray farts.

This is the highest level of being a faggoty douchebag.

Justin achieved the level of douchefaggimus maximus by whining and sprayfarting the entire road trip.

See poon, douche, fag, douchebaggery, cunt


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