What is Douchefest 2004?
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DoucheFest 2004:
Seven Countries, Twelve Contestants, Thirty varieties of artificial and tropical vaginal yeasts and fungus.
Ten million dollars awarded to the one who can survive it all--with a single douche.
*- Commonly confused with DeutschFest.
Clark: "Yo man, did you see the last episode of DoucheFest 2004?"
Bernard: "Nah."
Clark: "Chloe shoved nails in Amanda's douche, and Amanda suffered vaginal hemmoraghes! It was so funny, Chloe was awarded twenty DouchePoints!"
Random Words:
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Adj.: Crazy, Off-kilter. A word you use when you can't think of the proper terminology.
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