Douchefest 2004

What is Douchefest 2004?


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DoucheFest 2004:

Seven Countries, Twelve Contestants, Thirty varieties of artificial and tropical vaginal yeasts and fungus.

Ten million dollars awarded to the one who can survive it all--with a single douche.

*- Commonly confused with DeutschFest.

Clark: "Yo man, did you see the last episode of DoucheFest 2004?"

Bernard: "Nah."

Clark: "Chloe shoved nails in Amanda's douche, and Amanda suffered vaginal hemmoraghes! It was so funny, Chloe was awarded twenty DouchePoints!"


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