What is Douchehawk?
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The greasy looking dangerously spiky hairdo, as brought to prominence by shows like "growing up Gotti", as worn by young italian or wannab-italians from Jersey...also prone to over doing it with self-tanner, regardless of an outcome that doesn't quite look "natural", more like orange. Sometimes used to describe the individual as a result of the haircut
"Bro, look at the pair of douchehawks across the street"
"Yeah man, the white wifebeaters really offset their orange skin...hurts my eyes"
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2.
A douchey mohawk; a mohawk that exhibits douche bag like qualities.
Did you see the guy with the douchehawk?
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A large object that will absorb any cost. Usually the dumber the project the more important it is. No bad idea cannot be tried twice.
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to contort oneself wildly, esp. while on stage playing steel drum
also: to enjoy donuts
wow, did you see how that guy phil elvrum&apos..